Worst Jokes Ever
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I buttfucked Scooby Doo.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.