Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored đ´ so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."
The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why donât midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
Why canât a blind person be a teacher? Because they canât control their pupils.
So.. err actually, donât worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.
Whatâs the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Dianaâs head before she died?
The steering wheel.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasnât wearing a seat belt.
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I donât care if she has one.
Whatâs yellow and canât swim? A bus full of children.
On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
Whatâs similar between a pregnant 12 year old and the fetus inside of her?
Theyâre both thinking, âOh, shit, my mumâs gonna kill me!â
My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.