Worst Jokes Ever
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
Banana bread is cute.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Ganesha is an elephant.
Hanuman is a monkey.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.