Worst Jokes Ever

Why did my dad leave me and my mum?

I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"

Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."

Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.

Trevor is a bitch.

If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?

If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

Why don't orphans rob the bank?

Because they're not wanted.

Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.

What's the one game emos hate?

Cut the rope.

Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.

What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?

Very little.

I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.

Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It’s not like they can tell their parents.

You guys are crazy!

What is yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of children.

Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!

What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?

He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.

What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?

A blender.

Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"

Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"