Worst Jokes Ever
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
I was told to burn calories, so I threw your mom in the fire.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Sonic Boom in my ass.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
Look in the mirror.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"