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Worst Jokes Ever
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
Are you Jesus? Because I want to nail you.
I'd hit you, but if I did, I'd go to jail for animal abuse.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
What would a tree do if a depressed kid tried to high five it?
I would leave them hanging.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
