Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
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Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
Why did the nut go to the bank?
To cashew its check.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.