Worst Jokes Ever
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
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But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.