Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
So, Helen Keller walks into a bar... And then a table.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50 and Jack came down smiling.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.
No one is smart. I am smart.
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.