Worst Jokes Ever
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
W in Africa stands for water.
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.
I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"