Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Kenya? Ligma balls!
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.