Worst Jokes Ever

Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?

Dogs can't operate MRI machines.

But cat scan!

Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!

A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)

Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalottapuss.

What do you call a group of Emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What jumps and never let's go?

An Emo kid.

I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

Dead.

Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!

Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.

The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"

Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."

What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.

What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?

The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.

Yo mama's ass is mad crusty.

If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..

Why are orphans lonely?

Because they don't have parents to talk to.

Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.

Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.