Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.

You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.

The female ones are called "bitch."

Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.

My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.

What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted :)

What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?

You've got a lot of problems!

What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?

At least Daniel has a mom.

Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.

All they will talk about is how great their family is.

A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."

The officer said, "There is no traffic."

The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"

The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.