Worst Jokes Ever
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
"OH MY GOD! IT SPEAKS!"
Your face makes onions cry.
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
ERCDVHVXRCDHGHDCFHBGFBHGN FGEHJGNVEGHDNES BGEWYSHGBEWHGSGNBDGEBSHNZAGCHNSNGEHSNGVHGNNEBDSVZHGB.
What is half of nine?
"ni"
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind.