Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
10+10
"Homo Simpson"
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Tamales.
I am an orphan...
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.