Worst Jokes Ever
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
When my dad left, he said he would bring back the milk, but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him, and he said, "I used all the milk to make your sister."
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
"I love all mankind!" said the cannibal.
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."