Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit on the rainbow.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
I hope death is a woman That way she'll never look at me twice
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.