Worst Jokes Ever

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

Quandale Dingle

So, Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "Okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But before class ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the students clear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well, come with me out to my dad's car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car, she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"

I gun give money.

Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.

Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.

Lil Jimmy: Why?

Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.

Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕

What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?

Holy shit.

Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.

Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.

Stop it why offends... asf.

I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!

I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.

When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.

When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!

Why do orphans hate school?

No field trips. Parent signature_____________.

Why do orphans hate Fridays?

Family movie night.

I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.

Why do orphans want to be dogs?

Because they want their own bed and food.

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D