What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
Worst Jokes Ever
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
Yo mama is so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
