Worst Jokes Ever
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
Your mum's foreheads.
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.