The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Worst Jokes Ever
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
What is the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
I saw a man trying to rape a dog. I decided to help. The dog can't stand a chance against the both of us.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
The 3 life rules:
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Oh, there are no rules, because you have no life.
