Worst Jokes Ever

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"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.

"White on white crime, well ham rights crime anyway in Eastern Europe right now!"

Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!

How do you f**k a duck?

Usually duck a f**k.

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"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"

How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?

They spray paint it like candy 🍬.

You just shot an unarmed man.

Well, he should have armed himself then.

Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.

What’s long and black?

The line at the unemployment office.

Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.

"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."

Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.

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What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?

Two beeps went off.

9/11, also known as the day football stopped.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he had someone to call a father.

Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher. What?

Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.

Teacher. Why water?

Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.