I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
Make this the most liked comment!
(I'm a girl btw)
;)
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
