I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
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South's losing to Broncos. 😹
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
Hey Sandy.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
RIP Harambe.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
