You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
I hope death is a woman That way she'll never look at me twice
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Love you baby :^
Hola Jackie :^
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad
A sad caterpillar
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
Why was the orphans first phone a iphone x “ it has no home button”
Me time
I breathe in African food.
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
