Worst Jokes Ever
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
Wives are like grenades. Pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅