Worst Jokes Ever
I have cripple and depression.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
Krusty nut
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
What's after R-P-G?
W.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
There are multiple. That’s the joke.
Siu!!
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.