Worst Jokes Ever
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside of you.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.