Your life can't be a joke, a joke has meaning.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.
What do you call mouse sneakers sqeakers
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles
Wtf did you think he’d it with
What do u call a blind kid with an eye patch an no arms, Names
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Yo mama so fat she can’t even fit on the rainbow
Why you so fat. I bet you are more on your moms side
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
