I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim , she crossed herself out hanging by with a Carlton dry.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
What is mad cow disease?
How can you get 3 homos to it on one barstool?
Turn it upside down
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
