whats the difference between a dog and a orphan. the dog gets picked
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
Whats the difference between a apple and a orphan...? The apple gets picked.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
people:(arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny). me:(m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
people: *are arguing about stopping orphan jokes* me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e
Yeah yeah.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Vaseline
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
