Worst Jokes Ever

Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?

Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.

What do Jesus and I have in common?

No one knows my real bday either.

Official orgasm donor.

Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?

A: It left him/her/them hanging.

What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?

My clothes don't hang themselves.

Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?

Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."

Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld

How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.

Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.

Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.

My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"

Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.

Haha joke haha!

Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.

What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.

What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol

I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!

I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.

How many children can you fit in a box?

Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.