Worst Jokes Ever

I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).

America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).

I gotta do terrorist :)

Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!

Nie cut G.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

His parents were on the other side!

How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.

What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!

What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.

Haha, I have my own joke category now!

Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.

Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.

Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!

Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.

Who's supposed to be the goat?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.

If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.