Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
Stop it why offends... asf.
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery but it still lasts longer than your relationships ooooooooooo
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.
When you look in the mirror the mirror cracks
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
Knock knock.
Whose there
Not your dad
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
The twin towers were like my parents... They never came back.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
