Worst Jokes Ever

What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.

"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.

This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark crying.

None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.

What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.

Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.

How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.

"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.

What kind of bee can't fly?

A KOBE.

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.

Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.

Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?

Students: Yeah, yours.

Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.