You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
Harry Potter is now harry orphan
Spider-Man more like spider orphan
Spider man no way home know why he’s a orphan now
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
Why can't orphans play baseball They don't have a Homebase
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes? Because there fun for the whole family to hear.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
