Worst Jokes Ever
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
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The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
"Deznuts up your ass."
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
Teacher: What does the pig give us? Student: Bacon.
Teacher: Very good. How about the chicken? Student: Meat.
Teacher: Good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: Homework.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!