Worst Jokes Ever

I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!

When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."

Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.

What do you call a Mexican door?

Dora.

Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.

What is an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.

What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?

- Ladies' Finger

What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."

What is an Emo's favorite movie?

"Suicide Squad."

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."

Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

Did Jesus die a virgin?

Of course not, you idiot. He got nailed before he died!

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"

Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.

What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?

Stairs.