Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Dog.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Pop-up. P
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
I'm an orphan, lol.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.