Worst Jokes Ever

The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.

Having a stroke?

Stop it!

Hey guys,

I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...

So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.

They burst into tears.

I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.

Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.

Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.

I would roast you but you're already so hot.

Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?

Because he had no home to go to.

I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.

Cheese, gimme cheese!

(inspired by a friend)

If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.

You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."

Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.

What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?

Serial killers are wanted.

What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?

It's a motherfucking shitshow party!

Why can’t the blind man see?

He just can’t see. 🫤

What’s the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked.