Worst Jokes Ever
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
it was just a prank bro.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.