Worst Jokes Ever
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
"Proud Boys? More like proud snitches!"
Trump cheated so much he cheated himself out of an election!
Why is Trump always in debt? His university isn't paid off yet!
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.