Worst Jokes Ever

Me: "What are you doing??"

Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?"

Me: "I don't know."

Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*"

Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"

Don't bully kids.

"Gotta number one victory royale."

I've Benin there.

I'm Ghana go.

I've got to Togo.

What did the cat say when he got mad?

I'm hissed!

What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.

Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.

What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?

Stuart Little got chosen!

Like this if you like me.

What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?

The teacher can’t give you homework.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?

Family Guy.

Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they're missing two towers.

There was a kid sitting in a corner.

Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

Orphan: "..."

Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."

I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!

That autistic kid having sex for the first time:

"U The Hips, U The Hips!"

Why can't an orphan have sex?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?

A bath bomb.

What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?

My best friend.

Dad: Johnny, Johnny?

Johnny: Yes, Papa.

Dad: Getting women?

Johnny: Yes, Papa.

Dad: Telling lies?

Johnny: No, Papa.

Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!

How do emos fly? They hang themselves.