A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Shut the f*ck up.
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
For jokes, search my YouTube channel: Knowledge with arslan.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
"Deznuts up your ass."
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
