Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.

Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?

American: Self defense.

Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?

  • 1

    • Me in the middle of the night boiling water.

    Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?

    My brother: How?

    Me: You boil the hell out of it.

    Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.

    A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.

    Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...

    There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.

  • 4

    • I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.

    Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.

  • 3

    • The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”

    Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?

    A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.

  • 5

    • If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?

    A European.