I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.
"do you know the differance between wallpaper and toilet paper" replys "no" "gross"
i could tell a joke about pizza but its too cheezy
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
i dont like stairs there always up to something
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
I don't trust trees...they look shady.
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
It is not funny about kidnapping
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
i watch gay porn :) LOL
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
I made a website on orphans saddle it didn't have a home page
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
