What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
Worst Jokes Ever
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”
MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Cocomelon.
School.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Like this.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
