Worst Jokes Ever
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
I make baby mush.
"Among Us," dada.
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Where did daddy cum in the bed?...
Everywhere!
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
"DEEZ NUTS"
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?
Suicide is population control, republished.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.