Worst Jokes Ever
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
"Me fa so?"
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
Pls send.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.