Worst Jokes Ever

Why go across town when you can go across the hall?

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples actually get picked.

When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

Why did the cops come over?

Because parents had kids in their basement.

Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."

Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.

Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.

We love Russia, we do.

We love Russia, we do.

We love Russia, we do.

Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺

Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.

Cashier: Sure!

Elderly man: Danke.

A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"

What do a stool and an emo have in common?

They both sit still.

I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.

These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?

You know why women wear tampons?

So the crabs could bungee jump!

You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why did the orphan go to church?

To finally call someone father. 😂😂

My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.

My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.