Worst Jokes Ever
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
I hope you SEA me around later, 'cause I SHORE won't stay here for long.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Dark humor is like water. Some people get it, some people don't.
Alles tut weh.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.