Worst Jokes Ever

Why was the chicken screaming?

He had an egg stuck in his butt.

I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"

Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.

What do clothes and emo kids have in common?

They both get hung.

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

What are orphans' least favorite movie?

The Promised Neverland.

Goofy ahh jokes below.

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.

I remarked, "You lazy!"

Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.

I asked an angel, "How did I die?"

"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."

I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.

Your Nan is dead.

I'm emo, by the way.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?

One thing you can ask Mario:

"Can you jump up and down for me?"

What did Nemo say to the emo?

"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."

I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"

What thing can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.