What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why are orphan not on this? They don’t want to listen to the DUMBOWS ON HERE!
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Like if u love God and jesus
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
Why can't a orphan play baseball? Because they can't make a home run.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
