Worst Jokes Ever
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
What do you call your mom?
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
Imagine. Kobe could not.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
An emo tried to high-five a tree.
It left him hanging.
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.
Until I threw a watermelon in her face.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.