Worst Jokes Ever
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Ballz!
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
I'll really mist ya.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")
But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
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