Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
X is for X-treme shooting!
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I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
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I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."