Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What do you call a dog with no legs
It doesn’t matter what you call it it won’t come to you
You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
When the nlgga is fart!!!
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Can I put my balls in your JAW <3
I love jumping off cliffs.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Your dad has a huge PP.
why do emo people cry because their emo ahahahah
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
