Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼
Joe Biden deez nuts.
A monkey eats cheese. He was lactose intolerant.
What if your Corona test is neutral?
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
A B C deez nuts!
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
What did Jarrah say to Hanjour?
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.