Worst Jokes Ever
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”
Mohe?
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
I laughed at my life so hard.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Why can’t the orphan get any of the new iPhones?
'Cause none of them have a home button.