What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
Worst Jokes Ever
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
Basketballs are bigger than end.
300? You are a 3.0.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
