Who will win the war like for Russia dislike for Ukraine
Basketballs are bigger than end.
300? You are a 3.0.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression all you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Why go across town when u can go across the hall?
Yo Mamas so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple apples actually get picked
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do call their parents?
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? because it is called worst jokes ever
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
