How do u get a fat kid to lose weight ? . U pay the ice cream man to keep driving
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
Man I hate the government
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
why did rhydon get a oprhen... rhydon deez nuts
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that Iβd prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didnβt like it much after the funeral.
Morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made. One of the movies of all time.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
What are a orphans favorite shoes?
White vans
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
