Worst Jokes Ever
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why is Johnson’s baby shampoo the best lubricant for anal sex?
- No more tears.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
Earth is fun and worstbmaa.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!