Worst Jokes Ever
I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!