Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
Y'all smell like ass!
Imagine.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.