True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said to be continued...
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
hi, my name is moo what is yours moo
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers &;says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water me: why orphan: because my dad did not come back with the milk
