Worst Jokes Ever
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
What movie do orphans hate?
Home Alone.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.