Worst Jokes Ever

What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?

They both shoot when they see kids.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.

The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.

What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.

Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.

"Autism be like..."

Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Do orphans eat cereal with water?

Their dad did not come back with the milk.

I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?

What do you call a group of emos?

A Suicide Squad.

"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair! ♿

I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.

"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.

What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?

Only one is wanted.

The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!

A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.