Worst Jokes Ever

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

Roses are red, violets are violet,

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"

What do you call a garage that is gay?

A gyarge.

Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies? Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount [of] ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.

I bet Kobe failed flying school.

If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.

I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...

What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.

My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself, so I did it for her.

I teach orphans.

But the problem is I can't give them homework.

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."

The kid: But it has no home button.

Me: Exactly. 💀

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

Grass.

Why did the orphan go to the playground?

To see if it could find its parents.

Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?

Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.

Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?

Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home run.