I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
Worst Jokes Ever
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
I wrote a song about tortillas...
Actually, it's more of a wrap.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
