What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
What’s one food orphans can eat
Homemade
If 6 was afraid of 7. Because 7 ate 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
Yo mama so fat
xbox
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
i kicked the shit out of little johnny
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
