Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandmas p*ssy and d sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
A orphan came out the closet to there parents as gay. Oh wait. Continue.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast? Their still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
Are you a toaster? Because I wanna take a bath with you
Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
