The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
"Autism be like..."
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair! ♿
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
The doctor said I had two years to live, so I shot him. The warden gave me 50. Problem solved!
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
