Worst Jokes Ever

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA because all the black guys are playing.

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W. H. O.

What did the female rapist say at her hearing?

"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"

Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.

I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

(Not an orphan joke).

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they've lost 2 towers.

This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...

"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."

Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.

Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?

Joel isn’t a joke, he’s the embodiment of perfection.

Panera Bread.

What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?

Panera Bread.

What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?

Panera Red.

What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?

Panera Med.

What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?

Panera dread.