If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."
Fatherless jokes.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning.
