What is an orphans lest favorite show? Full House
Why is it ok to hit an orphan
Bc they can't call ther parents
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
i dont like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber
One is wanted
"What do you tell a person with depression ? Just hang in there buddy."
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
yo hairline is bigger than yo mamas boody
Autism be like
Hi I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
