Worst Jokes Ever
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
My ex.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.