No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Haha, balls hahaha!
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
