Worst Jokes Ever
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours.
Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled, "I know the entire alphabet," and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”
Mohe?
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
I laughed at my life so hard.