Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Ashten Parkes
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What is a skeleton's favorite food?
Ribs.