Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Walter White.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.