Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Mom

  • Mom: Can I tell you a joke?

    Kid: Sure.

    Mom: Knock knock.

    Kid: Who's there?

    Mom: Not yo.

    Kid: Not yo who?

    Mom: Not yo father.

    Kid: Not yo husband either.

    Suicide

  • What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?

    None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.