Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.