Worst Jokes Ever
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
"Nihha scarborough face."
Jackhammer McQueerson
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Hi, hello, hello, hello.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.