Why can't orphans go on field trips?
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Worst Jokes Ever
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"
The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."
The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Penis and balls.
Nig
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I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
